If you suddenly see ninja turtles with cardboard shells and swords near the Golden Gate, you can be sure it’s the last Thursday of the month.
If you took a nap on the subway for a second and then, when you opened your eyes, recognized Jim Carrey from the Mask nearby, know that the employees of COLORO are in a hurry to get to work.
Once a month we get together to show off our costumes and remind each other how much we love each other. The other days of the month, we’re busy creating great lyrics, mind-blowing logos, and the BEST branding for your companies.
I am writing this text without thinking about SEO-optimization. This means that you can throw loud statements, uninformative epithets, and even put up a personal photo.
Now I’m going to tell you how COLORO lives the day of the corporate lunch.
1. It all starts with the next morning of the previous corporate party. We actively exchange photos, laugh about the best costumes and finish washing off the paint from our neighbor’s hands / face / back.
2. Noticing 11:46 on the clock, we decide it’s time to get some work done.
3. We stare hard at the monitors until 13:20, when our NR-manager Tanya declares: “Friends, it’s time to choose a kitchen for the next lunch.” At that moment, epic music plays, my knees start to shake, and my hand involuntarily reaches for Persen.
Have you ever swum across the Channel blindfolded? On a full moon?
That’s great. Then you know it’s even harder to choose a shared kitchen for 18 people.
After Tanya runs out of Persen, we finally find an informed solution – the lottery.
– All right, we’ll eat burgers.
– But I’m a vegetarian… – the first chords of epic music begin to hang in the air. 17 pairs of furious eyes stare at the conservationist.
– All right, all right, come on, guys. I’ll get a salad from home.
4. discussing and choosing a costume. And the discussion with variable activity lasts for 29 days, and the choice itself – 3 hours before going to bed the night before.
Personally, it went like this. Wednesday 23:15.
– Hello, sister, are you asleep? – in the voice of a beaten dog.
– Anya, it’s nighttime, of course I’m asleep! – in a voice of rage.
– Now that you’re awake, do you happen to have a latex suit?
– Why do you need it?
– To work.
– Okay… Go get it.
My sister doesn’t understand what I do for a living. I don’t understand how she got a latex costume.
But mission complete. And that’s what counts.
5. The actual day of the corporate luncheon. The hardest part is the subway ride. You quickly get used to the hidden photos, but all those superhero costumes make you sweat a lot (didn’t expect to see the word “sweat” on a branding agency’s website?
6. Before lunch time, we, I remind you, create the BEST brands for your companies, and afterwards – we eat, share our experience, talk about successfully completed projects. I mean all of them.
7. The last Thursday of the month from 2:00 to 3:00 p.m. is a time of absolute harmony. Everyone is fed and satisfied. Ready to create new masterpieces.
If I don’t get fired for frivolous text, I will continue to share with you news from our friendly agency.
If fired, you can call for a number or go to hi@koloro.ua and express your sympathy. Or order branding.
