{"id":19748,"date":"2017-05-16T16:56:53","date_gmt":"2017-05-16T13:56:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.koloro.ua\/blog\/bez-kategori%d1%97\/day-x-company-lunch\/"},"modified":"2024-10-10T21:57:10","modified_gmt":"2024-10-10T18:57:10","slug":"day-x-company-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/koloro.ua\/en\/journal-en\/day-x-company-lunch\/","title":{"rendered":"DAY X: COMPANY LUNCH"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you suddenly see ninja turtles with cardboard shells and swords near the Golden Gate, you can be sure it&#8217;s the last Thursday of the month.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If you took a nap on the subway for a second and then, when you opened your eyes, recognized Jim Carrey from the Mask nearby, know that the employees of COLORO are in a hurry to get to work.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Once a month we get together to show off our costumes and remind each other how much we love each other. The other days of the month, we&#8217;re busy creating great lyrics, mind-blowing logos, and the BEST branding for your companies. <\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/koloro.ua\/media\/upload\/images\/bbb%D0%B8%D0%BC%D0%B5%D0%BD%D0%B8.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am writing this text without thinking about SEO-optimization. This means that you can throw loud statements, uninformative epithets, and even put up a personal photo. <\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/koloro.ua\/media\/upload\/images\/pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now I&#8217;m going to tell you how <strong>COLORO lives the day of the corporate lunch.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. It all starts with the next morning of the previous corporate party. We actively <strong>exchange photos<\/strong>, laugh about the best costumes and finish washing off the paint from our neighbor&#8217;s hands \/ face \/ back. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. Noticing 11:46 on the clock, we decide it&#8217;s time to get some <strong>work done<\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. We stare hard at the monitors until 13:20, when our NR-manager Tanya declares: &#8220;Friends, it&#8217;s time to <strong>choose a kitchen<\/strong> for the next lunch.&#8221; At that moment, epic music plays, my knees start to shake, and my hand involuntarily reaches for Persen. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you ever swum across the Channel blindfolded? On a full moon? <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That&#8217;s great. Then you know it&#8217;s even harder to choose a shared kitchen for 18 people. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After Tanya runs out of Persen, we finally find an informed solution &#8211; the lottery.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; All right, we&#8217;ll eat burgers.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; But I&#8217;m a vegetarian&#8230; &#8211; the first chords of epic music begin to hang in the air. 17 pairs of furious eyes stare at the conservationist. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; All right, all right, come on, guys. I&#8217;ll get a salad from home. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>4. discussing and choosing a costume.<\/strong>  And the discussion with variable activity lasts for 29 days, and the choice itself &#8211; 3 hours before going to bed the night before.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Personally, it went like this. Wednesday 23:15. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Hello, sister, are you asleep? &#8211; in the voice of a beaten dog. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Anya, it&#8217;s nighttime, of course I&#8217;m asleep! &#8211; in a voice of rage. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Now that you&#8217;re awake, do you happen to have a latex suit?<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Why do you need it?<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; To work.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">&#8211; Okay&#8230; Go get it.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My sister doesn&#8217;t understand what I do for a living. I don&#8217;t understand how she got a latex costume. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But mission complete. And that&#8217;s what counts. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>5. The actual day of the corporate luncheon.<\/strong>  The hardest part is the subway ride. You quickly get used to the hidden photos, but all those superhero costumes make you sweat a lot (didn&#8217;t expect to see the word &#8220;sweat&#8221; on a branding agency&#8217;s website? <\/p>\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/koloro.ua\/media\/upload\/images\/%5Epimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">6. Before lunch time, we, I remind you, <a href=\"https:\/\/koloro.ua\/sozdanie-brenda.html\">create the BEST brands<\/a> for your companies, and afterwards &#8211; we eat, share our experience, <strong>talk about successfully completed projects.<\/strong> I mean all of them.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">7. The last Thursday of the month from 2:00 to 3:00 p.m. is a time of absolute harmony. Everyone is fed and satisfied. <strong>Ready to create new masterpieces<\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If I don&#8217;t get fired for frivolous text, I will continue to share with you news from our friendly agency.<\/p>\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If fired, you can call for a number or go to <a href=\"mailto:info@koloro.ua\">hi@koloro.ua<\/a> and express your sympathy. Or order branding. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you suddenly see ninja turtles with cardboard shells and swords near the Golden Gate, you can be sure it&#8217;s the last Thursday of the month. 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